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chicken@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

Wait this is so cute

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Wait this is so cute

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chicken@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Dude can’t wait to get it home and build it up

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Won’t he have to contact the aliens to do it for him?

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        The goa’uld are pretty much all dead now

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    Great vibes from this picture.

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    “I’m gonna make SO many slaves build this!”

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      Pyramids weren’t built by slaves

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        While its been scientifically proven that it was indeed aliens, I don’t think anyone knows for certain that they weren’t alien slaves.

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          Yeah i can see that, they travelled to earth with spaceship and other advanced technologies, then we beat them into submission using our pointy sticks and forced them to build shit for us

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        • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world
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          *alien prisoners with jobs

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        They didn’t have much other option, so what do you call that other than justified slavery?

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          They were paid, and rather well. It was a work program, like Roosevelt’s New Deal.

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    Smart idea, look how happy he is.

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      What do you get the dictator who already has an evil glowing orb?

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        The longer you look at that globe, the worse it gets.
        Why is Alaska a schlong?

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        Is the photo real?

        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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          yes. I don’t think the egypt foreign minister is the one in the Trump photo though

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          yup

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        A good glowing orb. And then a neutral glowing orb.

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    This would be funnier if Egypt was a democracy and not a horrifying dictatorship

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      Wait, when’d they become a dictatorship??

      Edit: 2013?? How am I so far behind the times on this one?

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        Mubarak had been dominating the county since the 1980s. The 2011 to 2013 period was a brief period of not-dictatorship

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          I’m an Egyptian, and 2011-13 was 110% a dictatorship. We’ve always been under one, just different people in different ways

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            Morsi was elected, no?

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    Later that night he sat on the floor, in a onezy in front of his fireplace while his family, glowed in the enjoyment there young president had putting it together, until he fell asleep and his son carried him to bed.

    But seriously love this

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    Not when it’s a despotic regime.

    The elected President was murdered in jail by this stooge’s boss.

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