All pickles are good pickles

Heresy! They done spoke of the forbidden pickles!

20 per cent more fluffy!

gravity is a harsh mistress

okay, i just have to apply in september. i can survive…18 months… i’m sure.

the strays are already there and have been my entire life. the entire community is working on managing them and has adopted them as our outside cats. we are reducing their population to reasonable amounts, getting them eating kibble instead of birds, and giving them as happy lives as we can.

meanwhile we have to fight fascism.

so you know, fuck you and all that.

i want these for our neighborhood. like a lot of them. I already go on bike rides to take cat photos.

or violent felon

Judge does not say lawmakers may be allowed to leave, check mate libruls

All I learned was spanglish I think this means “¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!” in English

I just wish I could remember more what was going on while I wasn’t driving

I don’t know if it’s a copycat thing but one of my cats is really gassy. I swear he intentionally farts at me when I find him hiding someplace cozy. Like it’s a loving fart I’ll give you that but dude lay off the prescription kibble

This is right when he’d let out a squeaker at me

El banyo was out of papero

gotcha i think it might be a translation issue then?

i’m sorry you had to experience that dude

websites with anti-fake sections don’t smell reputable to me

edit: i think i’m quibbling over semantics. i’d call it rus-prop or something, but ask 5 interpreters for the same thing interpreted and you’ll get 18 different interpretations.

Hold on i wanna put on my bird law hat and double down on this one

Okay and who can we verify your NDA with

zombies rise from their graves to give blowjobs on swing shift and you know it

this was the stuff that the fbi deemed worth writing down from the tip line.

regarding your bad faith

How?

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