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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Rocky rock rocking

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Rocky rock rocking

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Carmakazi@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    rock

    Clearly a stone.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Failed again.

      It’s an image.

    • Wintry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

      • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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        Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder

      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        Bite-sized mountain

        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I don’t think I want to bite that.

    • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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      Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.

  • lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!

  • EvilBit@lemmy.world
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    It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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    Its a pebble

    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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      I’m sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

      • SimpleMachine@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol

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    Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

  • Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world
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    It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

    • asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world
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      Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    Did you think I’d just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You’ve painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

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      To all the people in my DMs, don’t tell me that it’s a roc egg. It’s not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.

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        When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn’t know that it would be full of crabs. But it’s still an egg! It’s a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

    It’s a jpeg.

    • nialv7@lemmy.world
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      Ce n’est pas un rocher

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    I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.

    Well rounded

    Uniform oval shape

    Well distributed grain

    Minimal color invariance

    Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant

    Higher than average support threshold

    Aerodynamic

    Hydrodynamic

    No moss (that’s always a plus)

    No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

    Negative wobblyness

    3 dimensional

    Positive spinniness

    Nice all around silicate spectrum

    Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

    High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)

    Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)

    Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

    Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

    Gravitationally bound to Earth system

    Free range Baryonic matter contents

    All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

    Rate: 5/7

    7/7 with rice

    Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

    Judgement: 👍

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      you’re right. no arguments here

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      Why is moss bad?!

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        It’s not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

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      I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

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    That’s actually a pebble, not a rock

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      Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.

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        Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds…

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          deleted by creator

      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

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          mphes

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  • sytone@lemmy.world
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    It’s not a rock, do your research

  • Grool The Demon@lemmy.world
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    Rocks aren’t real people!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It’s all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!

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      True. OP needs to do his own reading.

      • Grool The Demon@lemmy.world
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        The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I’ve been researching it for decades and I still haven’t found just how far the rabbit hole goes.

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          Fucking Brotherhoods are never up to anything good.

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