Draw me like one of your French skeletons…

Since when? Either you bothered them, or they just came close to you out of curiousity. Stop pretending that an entire species of animals are assholes just because you are too ignorant to even try to understand them.

stop demonizing wasps ffs. they’re just trying to live

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The mascot of Lemmy is a lemming, not a lemur.

Consume

Yeah. You can either eat them (like those candy necklaces if you know what I’m talking about) or wear them, which seem preetty uncomfortable as well as unhygienic.

Doesn’t help, it’s broken because the kind of big bump cameras on newer phones break so easily.

Yoo Seurasaari mentioned!!

Not very cool, but I give you: candy underwear.

In an event where multiple crows are killed simultaneusly and delibirately, it’s a murder murder.

You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.

Ugh I hate it when dog owners don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🙄

This dummy doesn’t know about Moon’s stray cats, lmao.

What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.

Same reason as why wheels aren’t very impressive today, but they probably were the shit for quite a while in Sumer back then. Things don’t seem as impressive, or as [any other adjective], when they have been around for a long time and people have gotten used to them.

You lost me at “almost no calories”. Fuck diet culture.

Do you have any idea of at which point she quit work, like how many months/weeks into it?

Don’t. For most part, weight loss and diet culture is bullshit at best and deadly at worst.