I wish it was possible…

Everyone know that girls don’t do either of those, duhhh.

bold of you to assume he’d say sorry.

not a meme

I want to hug and kiss your fluffball of a cat and never ever let her down.

I don’t think I want to bite that.

What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

I’m pretty sure that they would start making one up very soon.

That’s why op should get the hell out of there asap.

There are already trans people in that situation.

Go get one, it’s only a question of time when you can’t anymore.

On sidenote, everything is poisonous, it’s just a matter of dosage.

That’s a terrifying way of viewing it, thank you.

Wait, can copper be poisonous?

I don’t like where these comments are going.

I knew it. Come on.

Like takes at least a day or more for the poisoned character to notice.

There are. And from what I know, apparently the media avoids reporting about them.

Ok I looked into mercury and it might be what I’m looking for. Any idea how long it’d take before the effects become noticeable?