behold my fridge
Mexico reporting in, just yesterday I had two avocado toasts with four poached eggs on top.
Now where are those Dairy Section decals of the orange intestinal parasite that say - “I did this!”?
I like you, hermano/a. Please forgive our stupid fucking country for our stupid fucking voters.
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the orange intestinal parasite
Is that what we’re calling him now?
I’ve been calling it that for eight years now. Give or take.
that horse dewormer is overdue
I didn’t know eggs come in metric outside of the US.
We’re suffering egg-mageddon here and they want to exploit the situation to go metric? /s
Similarly to pineapples being a display object for wealth, I can see the time when we, rich Europeans would throw parties for US citizens having a single egg on a pedestal on the dinner table.
Easter is about to get weird soon.
Ah if your not American, then why are the eggs in the fridge?
I dunno, my family is weird.
Do people not refrigerate their eggs? I live in Australia and we always have them in the fridge.
UK here - it’s common not to. I think they technically will last longer in the fridge, but they’re absolutely fine kept out.
I’m in aus (Newy), and we don’t use the fridge, even in summer. Never had a problem.
Stop showing off your immense wealth.
I sorta thought that even if egg prices in the USA were high the global prices must be too but then someone sent me a picture of prices in Germany - they’re literally 1/10th the price
I pay 3 euros for a dozen to a local farm here in Germany
Yup. I bought 15 eggs at Lidl in sweden yesterday fro 29:90 sek (2.5 euro)
Yeah the price at their Edeka was €2.79 for 18 eggs
Not every place has a problem with avian flu - culling entire flocks are meant to prevent that from happening
You fool, Americans have been emigrating! I can see all the eggs from Greenwich Mean Time. I can see a few on my counter! I’m scarfing eggs like Gaston over here.
Still can’t seem to get hollandaise sauce right though. That poor butter… 😔
Do not taunt them or they will further erode their meager anti-bird flu measures and bring us a 2nd pandemic with Trump as “leader of the free world”
You bastard. Some of us are insomniacs
God I have so many eggs in my fridge right now haha just gonna go and eat one, maybe fried, maybe raw, who knows?
Mmm they look so affordable
Your carton did a shrinkflation on you. And a regular inflation
ooo, huevos
Are those eggs washed?
No, the chickens just wash their asses because they have basic hygiene.
