someone doesn’t skip triceps day

i’m so fast that may be confused as a robot

gives me painting brutalist building vibes

that phone number is going to get some girl name messages

she asked for the A but got the D 😕

in case of fire, have a snack

easy level.

hard level: cat and floor/steps match color

before reading it i thought yogurt and grapes, that’s alright, cuz my mind wouldn’t have taken me to the alternative

i think the word cockroach is slightly older than the scientific method

i can hear the second picture

how about mutilations, genocide and narco-traffic? -New Zealand

communication satellites are low earth orbit to reduce latency, that means +25000 km/h velocity to sustain orbit, and would also have a very shallow entry angle, that combination means total vaporization

death is the new political retirement

falling from the the sky and burning is a good thing, bigger concern is them staying up there for too long

top sign is for Welsh Terriers, dog below is a Russell Terrier, he’s good to go

i don’t think they’re supposed to make transactions with your online account after your passing, may be seen as fraud, must go through probate court instead. if you got joint account owners, they can uses their passwords to make transactions

so creamy

they use engine oil instead of maple syrup for pancake and waffle comercials

i stayed awake for at least 20% of lecture time, so there is that

one of those unusual times when i hope is ai