Why can’t you be angry and horny?
Exactly my thought! Why not both!?
Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s painfully obvious it’s a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
the NIN position , is not making any sense
Yeah I noticed that and thought WTF?
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
No, we need to go further, we must turn the graph into a torus for ultimate alignment across all possibilities!
spoiler
(I have no fucking idea what im saying)
Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???
And NIN not in the angry?
They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.
“Killing in the name of!!” Tchum tchum tu tchum tchum !!
Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band… and it only got darker when Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.
Yeah, no kidding one of the most depressing songs ever: https://youtu.be/T69Yk6IccL0 – The end is the Beginning is the End (Batman and Robin soundtrack)
Also one of the best tracks ever.
I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.
It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.
While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.
The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands.
You’re twisting my melon man.
Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.
RHCP are mostly just horny for California.
Seems like Californication
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
You’ve never had angry sex?
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
Ah yeah, fair observation
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
They definitely hit horny as well.
No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?
Sublime too!
It’s the ska effect.
I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.
The happiest in sound, but the lyrics are definitely usually on the sad or angry side lmao
Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?
This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.
Deftones are VERY horny
This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn’t see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.
Imagine my surprise when it’s all the way on the angry side.
All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.
Deftones and NIN need to switch places.
So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!
Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.
Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉
This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.
I can’t believe they’re quitting! I refuse to believe it.
I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3
I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.
Pretty sure the chart was made by someone born after 2000.
Thank you. Morphine is unquestionably in the Horny/Sad zone.
