Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???
And NIN not in the angry?
They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.
“Killing in the name of!!” Tchum tchum tu tchum tchum !!
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Yeah, no kidding one of the most depressing songs ever: https://youtu.be/T69Yk6IccL0 – The end is the Beginning is the End (Batman and Robin soundtrack)
Also one of the best tracks ever.
I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.
It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.
Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.
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Seems like Californication
While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.
Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?
This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.
Deftones are VERY horny
This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn’t see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.
Imagine my surprise when it’s all the way on the angry side.
All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.
Deftones and NIN need to switch places.
I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.
The happiest in sound, but the lyrics are definitely usually on the sad or angry side lmao
can’t be angry and horny at the same time, that’s discriminatory to incel music /s
Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit
Big Naked. Nine in Nails. Marylin Manson. Our Lady Peace, Alanis Morissette. There’s quite a few that could be both. But, alas, this is only a two axis graphic ;)
Also, how to tell I grew up on Canadian radio…
Fellow Canadian here … you spelled Bif Naked wrong
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So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!
Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.
Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
No, we need to go further, we must turn the graph into a torus for ultimate alignment across all possibilities!
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Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s painfully obvious it’s a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.
This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.
I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3
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I can’t believe they’re quitting! I refuse to believe it.
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
You’ve never had angry sex?
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
Ah yeah, fair observation
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
They definitely hit horny as well.
No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?
It’s the ska effect.
Sublime too!
Foo Fighers in the eye of blandness.
I would have put Ween there, not because they’re bland but because they’re everything.
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No Ween?? No Mr. Bungle???
They’re on their own chart that’s just variations of “Weird”.
It’s my favorite chart.
Melvins probably on that chart, too.
