I’m sure little Timmy did a deep moral analysis of the request before complying.

Cat owners and normal people

absolutely zooted

What decade is this?

To be fair, many of those are also Americans. Fuck the US

Technically, you’re inside the skeleton. And the skeleton is always moist.

Huh … I always pictured rizzo as a power bottom

Not looking forward to it’s teenage years

Why are you dead naming Lil Tracy?

(I have no idea who that is, I just googled)

So the universe hates itself. This explains a lot.

Rage Bait (noun): doing something intentionally and obviously wrong to generate a visceral or “knee jerk” reaction on the part of the viewer, causing them to comment and improve engagement.

Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.

Okay but they’re not. Right? Data points by themselves aren’t data. That’s why they have a different name.

If you look at one data point, then everyone with red hair is a billionaire because I saw one once.

Anecdotes aren’t data.

Ride my ass so closely that you put me in danger, and I’m taking my time.

It seems like a good idea but we’ll never know unless we try

Unless that human also has a great stick.

I lived within sight of the statue of liberty. Often forgot it was there.

he does ask questions most archeologists won’t

My six year old asks questions that most adults won’t. For the same reason.

The US has zero tolerance for damage on our soil. People would lose their freaking minds.

and still reach anything of value.

Well yeah, Cuba can’t reach all the way up to Georgia, so things of value aren’t at risk.

What? Capitalism created an oppressed underclass that got trapped in menial labor?

Probably meant beau