Russia is their biggest customer. 🙂

Brayden.

Kids laughing.

Someone knocking on your door.

Bright light coming through the curtains.

I would say Repeating phone calls, but I think most people here are terrified of phone calls at any time of day.

Stay yippy, everybody.

I, too, run a decathlon in my dreams.

Don’t ask, not because it’s rude but because they honestly lost count years ago.

Sea bass (right)

I would not be able to live!

Impale it as an example to other bananas that might step out of line.

Nitro in a sedan.

Dead god, it’s the 1990s all over again! Hope she’s blasting Limp Bizkit.

They’d deport the Taco Bell dog if it was still alive.

Obligatory “There was a period of time where Abraham Lincoln could have sent a fax to a Samurai” joke.

You tried downloading torrents and accidentally downloaded Tourette’s.

Politics aside, it would always be a pale imitation of Star City.

Try meeting a girl like that in a small town.

Possibly all three.

You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.

Imagine having no knowledge of the outside world, then you stumble upon a ghost saying, “But first I wanna thank my sponsor; Raid: Shadow Legends!”

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

“How could you forget about something like a period?”

And then I’m taken completely by surprise every spring when I remember I have terrible allergies.