One of the worst humans in recorded history. No small feat.

Uncle John knows the correct way to mount toilet paper.

I mean yeah, Metric scales.

2027

CNN: “The United Stares has again vetoed sending aid to Palestine and Ukraine in the latest UN vote…”

Apple: “We’re so pleased to announce the 20th anniversary iPhone! It’s starts at $2,999….”

Every time Omni-man tells you to look at something, it disappears.

DuckDuckGo

It is so, SO much worse than this one incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lTczPEG8iI

Dialing attempt 4 of 5

“Guess I’ll check my email tomorrow…”

Yeah…

AI bots….

That’s why.

It’s retro console game day.

“It’s what?”

It’s WedNESday, my dude.

“…”

Plausible, seeing as how Christmas starts in September now.

The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.

Seconding Slow Horses, I’m in season 3 and it keeps getting better.

That’s the best impression of the Doom health meter I’ve ever seen.

Start celebrating the death of Christ before celebrating the birth of Christ.

Efficiency.

“Long ago, some feral orcs overthrew mankind and now I have anxiety and have to pay taxes.”

Are there tools that scrape your account and let you download your posts, comments and uploaded media?

Just in case.

(In my case, I lost over six months of content when lemm.ee went offline. I don’t want something like that to happen again.)

“I do not “like” the fediverse, I LOVE it. If someone is not federated with my instance, I do not follow!”