Back in the 50s they claimed automation would lead to 20 hour work weeks and that our biggest problem would be filling our free time.

They didn’t account for people making up bullshit jobs and both political parties making “MOAR JOBS” the only thing they agree on.

Great now I’ve got both Fetterman AND Oz in my damn government

Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.

Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?

I am so glad a black man beat Strom Thurmond’s record, mostly because it would piss of Thurmond so much.

Edit: Like Jesse Owens at Hitler’s Olympics.

Animalia had their chance

Ben & Jerry’s has been political since the days of flash animation

Free Luigi Lime Pie

“Keep Christ in Christianity” would make a great bumper sticker for a couple weeks till some Christian defaces it

A plumbus

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

“This is a collect call from ‘mompracticeisoverpickmeup’ do you accept the charges?”

Functional, yes. But rarely are these sorts of things efficient. They’re covered in decades of cruft and workarounds.

Which just makes them that much harder to port to a different language. Especially by some 19 year old who goes by “Big Balls”

Spoiler: it was the cars

Back in the late 20th century, Alton Brown mentioned how it might be hard to find things like soy sauce or ginger at grocery stores.

Tastykake’s Butterscotch Krimpets changed overnight when they got bought. They’re mealy and don’t have enough butterscotch flavor.

Dolphins are smart enough to know that “taking over” just means responsibility and stress.

I’m all for some barbecue

Oracle is so shitty to its customers there’s multiple law firms that specialize in helping customers sue them.

Imagine seeing ads

Solution: Create an open source foundation, cram the board with Google employees