I’m just wondering why that kid’s watching a guy drop a deuce

Hell, the new cars do that too.

Oh, totally. But if we can all see that there isn’t any traffic slamming to a stop at a yield is a recipe for an accident.

Maybe they’re trying to get me to rear end them.

I ran a local store and word of mouth wasn’t nearly enough.

And if they’re not on their phones they’re tapping on the giant iPad on the dashboard to change the HVAC settings.

It might be the age of most drivers around me but they all forgot how to use turn signals, how to merge onto a highway, what a yield sign means (hint: it’s not stop) and how to anticipate that they need to merge instead of waiting until the last minute and creeping into the other lane.

And just about every time it’s someone in a Subaru driving like they were beamed into a car and don’t know what they’re doing there.

Oh, and just about everyone comes to almost a complete stop to make any turn.

Dee Snyder gave my third favorite testimony in front of a Senate committee ever where he accused Tipper Gore of being a sexual deviant.

#1 is Fred Rogers securing funding for PBS and #2 is Bob Denver breaking Al Gore’s heart and leaving early for a meeting with NASA

My kid wants to build a gaming PC for their birthday.

Am I cooked?

I estimated the generations for mine and just added two because we came 40 years after. Depending on the fecundity of my line it might be more than that.

No, those are 15th generation.

We came from Germany to Philadelphia via Dublin a little after them because the French burned our house down.

As a 13th generation North American I don’t get this meme.

🔘 I would like to know more

In PA the Welsh are a minor immigrant population, known for having owned a bunch of coal mines that later immigrants labored in.

Yes I am aware that people are, in fact, the worst

Bala Cynwyd

Makes sense. Philly suburbs are full of busybodies. Usually they’re complaining about having moved next to a farm.

Corn piles are more fun than hay piles

If I do don’t call a helicopter.

As I said in another thread: Even if cost weren’t a factor, if I can walk out of there it’s a waste to use a helicopter.

Yeah, aftermarket seats and maybe even pedals would fix it. But I’m already dumping money into a project car and my wife won’t let me park something on the front lawn.

But I don’t fit inside a Miata