I guess corn does grow as high as an elephant’s eye

Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh

Imagine the backlash the folks with the monopoly on violence would have if someone used violence against them.

And why Germany, which has low pork prices, has the McRib year round

I feel that way but because I’m human.

We are not good people.

The reason the Space Force has woodland camouflage is because SG1 is real and every planet looks like British Columbia

Good point. I forgot vegans included all that stuff and not just eating animal products.

To me it’s not a matter of ethics but a matter of health. Unless you saw the animal die from something that clearly isn’t disease I wouldn’t trust meat I just found laying around.

plays Right Now by Van Halen

“Oh wait you’re serious let me laugh harder” - Zelenskyy, pribably

Bowling

He sounds a lot like an internet troll, honestly

Not Just Bikes just did a video about one guy who was a major influence for how bikes are perceived in the US.

It’s pretty long but the tl;dw is one weirdo lobbied hard to treat bikes like cars - “vehicular cycling” - and looked down on bike paths, comfortable seats, and not being a jerk.

There’s been rumors but now I guess I have another show I love that I can never watch again

Schumer hears “Do not. Back down, you cowards!”

I’ve gotten to acceptance that we have been and will continue to be a shitty country, and that there’s nothing I can do to fix it.

I stopped feeling that so long ago I can’t even remember what it felt like. It was right after 9/11 when everyone was going insane with jingoistic nationalism.

“Joe Manchin is literally the best we can do so stop complaining”

My parents had an original Prius and it was a weedy little car that made those two hippies really happy. If that was his only experience with electric cars I can see why he’d think that.

But the new ones are fucking rockets. I just don’t understand why they need all that. Can they make a cheaper one that’s got 300 horsepower?