Why is my ass always itching?
Because you don’t wash it, you dumbass.
Do people not wash daily? This seems like a general hygiene issue, and not that closely correlated with bidet use.
Source: I have never used a bidet, and my butt does not itch, ya know, because I wash daily?
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If I got shit on my arm I would wash it with soap, there’s no soap in a bidet so I don’t get this argument
Water > dry paper.
That’s true but if the argument is “deal with shit on your butt the same way you would deal with shit anywhere else on the body” then the logical conclusion would be to take a shower after every poo
The argument is “The common way of dealing with it is bad”. Doesn’t have to be perfect to be better.
But with a bidet, you do have an option with soap since it can be rinsed (which I believe is the norm in my poor ass country, be it bidet or good ol’ dipper). I don’t normally wipe soap with a tissue.
By that logic, why wash it off at all? Why do anything?
I got onboard the bidet train during the Covid lockdown. Simple to add on at my apartment. It was my #1 request when I moved to my GF’s house. We replaced the whole toilet with the upgrades.
Yup. Same. Feels way better. It’s just like taking a shower after every dump.
Yay, bidet!
It took one of my partners having surgery before they agreed to let me install a bidet. Never have I been so happy to strut around and say “I told you so” once they both tried it and realized bidets are awesome.
Once you go bidet, you’ll have a happy day.
Had my first experience of a bidet in Japan but not just that, the toilet seat was heated too, that was my first dump after landing
An actual shit post lol
So, maybe I’m missing something here, but bidets don’t seem all that great? Everyone on the internet is always proclaiming life changing experiences with these things. However, when I recently used them they don’t seem to do very much. My butthole is still poopy and when I wipe to dry my ass the toilet paper tears.
Me
My friend has one of those Japanese ones. It also has a warmed toilet seat. When I came out, I said that seat is amazing and they said people never come out of there. I proposed that they were napping on the seat. Why do seat warmers feel so good? The thing is, I could never figure out how to make the actual bidet part work. I suspect the people who took a long time were also trying to test it out, but didn’t know how. Or maybe they did and enjoyed it?
Japanese toilets are so far beyond what we’re doing anywhere else in the world it’s not even funny
Wtaf have our toilet scientists been doing for the last century in the western world?
Trying to get people to sit the right way on the toliet.
Do people not use the shelf for their comics and snacks?
Mom, dad, I’m gay. Also that heated toilet seat is amazing.
I’ve brought bidets awesomeness in groups before.
It is immediately apparent who is “in the club” and who is not.
Bottle of water. Wash with hand.
Am
I am
Clean butt club!
How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?
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I was literally getting my ass sprayed when I opened this meme.
fuck yeah
