This is the kind of gang violence I can get behind

Because suffering and fear is the point

Same, though the nice thing about being in a (largish) polycule is that someone gets tested every few months

Lol, you don’t have to be celibate to be willfully childless. I have plenty of friends that got the snip/knot before having a kid because they don’t want one. And they are some of the sluttiest motherfuckers I know (and they’d take that as the compliment it was).

One of my partners squirts like a fountain, and we just put a towel or 3 down to catch it so she doesn’t have to sleep in a wetspot

Anybody have a TLDR for people who have been blissfully unaware of the Space Karen vs Twitler slap fight?

I had moved away a few years and my mother was homeless due to her own choices and lack of effort to do anything. My wife and I were in town visiting her family, and we decided to take my mother out to dinner. During the meal she was (rightly) complaining about the perils of being homeless and having to watch out for the pigs. I suggested that she look into getting into some government housing. You know her response?

“I don’t want to be the light in he dark.”

If you’re as confused as I pretended I was, she means she didn’t want to live with/around black people. Which was really fucking surprising to me, considering we had lived with, around, and had been friends with all kinds of POC growing up (as you you tend to do in poor and mixed neighborhoods and when you have to rent out rooms to get by). That level of racism was rather surprising, but she had become toxic as fuck in the years before I moved, so it shouldn’t have been.

Very easily, that’s why you never see things like “use glue to keep the cheese on your pizza” or “Marlon Brando is a human man and will not be in heat because that’s for animals”

What’s a downvote?

Well, they’re still right even though there’s also something wrong with the people purchasing it as well.

Republicans have long lied about people not showing up to immigration hearings, and now they’re doing their best to give people a fantastic reason to not show up.

Yep, and sometimes you’re just not cut out for the needs of your kid.

That’s unfortunately where I am. I love my kid, but fuck if they don’t make me want to run out for a pack of smokes and a gallon of milk some days (jk mostly)

it’s irresponsible to have him just stay in Congress at all, since he might miss crucial votes.

That’s the name of the game with boomers. Gotta keep yourself going until you die in office so conservatives can have another win and erase anything you may have accomplished.

Why yes, I am still mad about RBG, why do you ask?

Why the fuck is there a Letterkenny spinoff about Shoresy?!?

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

Yeah, we’ll just get mega stupid because of a black president and elect the American Nazi Party leader to president.

Not a ‘Sadd-arm length’ away?

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Man, is he going to turn out to be a diddler like Nugent? He already looks like someone I wouldn’t trust someone else’s kid with …

I have started to hate my ceramic skillets. They started sticking a couple of years after we bought them, and it’s a pain to lose half of an egg to the pan…