Mark it NSFW, please.

A quick bit of research shows these dudes are legit. I’m leaving it up in case anyone wants to help them out.

Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.

But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.

Hello!

Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:

Text alone isn’t enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y’all can stop reporting shit like this.

Pardon the delay, it takes more time to write one handed.

Locking this thread because some of y’all are so dumb it’s unnerving.

Locking to prevent more reports about absolutely braindead takes. Some of y’all clearly aren’t adults

Or you can, you know, help out by reporting this stuff. Anfew others didn just that, so I saw it and took it down.

Back in our day, the Internet yelled at you when connecting to it. I think that conditioning helped us brace for what’s to come, and we should bring that feature back.

op, I’m removing this because it’s not in the usual TIL format.

I would also prefer if you simply write the text from the image. Just so I don’t get so many reports from whiny bitches complaining about ai slop. They clearly weren’t around for the era of “this is Photoshop, I can tell by the pixels”.

Life goals: get yourself someone who looks at you the way Arnie looks at Wilt

Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.

I left it up just to spite you. Also, you’re clearly not a fan of being here. Allow me to show you the door.

Fun fact: you can report posts and us mods will see them.

Or you can whine about it instead. How’s that working out for you?

It’s the same guy!

For fuck’s sake, Mickey. Mark shit like this NSFW.

Goddamn, op. This is the shittiest thing I’ve seen on this sub in ages. It’s fuckin terrible. Bravo!

Thanks! It’s been literal decades since I last saw it. Such an odd movie it was.