If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
Your mother’s house
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.
Hey, my mother is a classy lady you move upstairs and treat her right
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
Hell yeah
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I accept responsibility
Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:
Text alone isn’t enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y’all can stop reporting shit like this.
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Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can’t even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳
You speak like a true Poet
What about women who suck your member after you’ve put it in them a couple of times? There’s gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
Elite heaven
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for “guy does his gf’s friend while gf watches/joins in.” I might be wrong, but that’s what I remember it being called.
Good to know. Anything specific for sucking dick after its inside a woman?
pretty standard ffm fare, won’t usually warrant an additional tag
Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven
Gotta have cream with that pie.
Going to need to rename this channel to “Lemmy Cumpost”
Is being horny the trick here
Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you’re thiiiiiis horny
You have just created an orgy.
What did you think would happen if you put a bunch of horny people in the same hole?
I’m legit sad apparently we can’t post nudes on Lemmy?? I took all these fucking nudes and I want to show them to strangers FFS
bonk! off to ze horny hole!
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
It depends on where you fingered them 😜
Best heaven
How do I finger my fingers??
👉👌
Carefully
OW.
Yeah, evidently.
