Same. It’s hard to accidentally take the VHS out of the camcorder and priority mail it.

Oh, sorry, didn’t realize you were just trolling. Carry on.

Maybe one day minorities will learn to shut their fucking mouths and try harder to blend in with me and mine.

There are plenty of well-funded organizations willing to pay good money to shift various Overton windows. Especially now that Google is so enshitified that people append “Reddit” to the end of searches.

1. Most dealerships don’t buy the cars they put on the lot, they have floor plans
2. Insurance

The result of this, if anything, will be higher insurance on Tesla floor plans, which is a small good thing.

Seriously! Just ask your dad to run to Whole Foods, dummy!

If you’re going to laugh at the death of Kentuckians because the majority of their voters voted for Trump, I hope Europeans give you the same treatment if you drown to death since the majority of American voters did the same.

Nope theirs was more clever

Works fine for me in o3-mini-high:

Counting letters in “strawberry”

Alright, I’m checking: the word “strawberry” is spelled S T R A W B E R R Y. Let me count the letters: S (1), T (2), R (3), A (4), W (5), B (6), E (7), R (8), R (9), Y (10). There are three R’s: in positions 3, 8, and 9. So, the answer is 3. Even if we ignore case, the count still holds. Therefore, there are 3 r’s in “strawberry.”

Now we know where they’ll put those accused of illegal immigration.

I can scoop a spit bubble up off the bottom of my mouth with my tongue, fold my tongue around it, and blow the bubble out of my mouth, and it floats to the ground.

Thanks for the help! Then I can paint the chocolates green. He’ll never see it coming!

My civil lawyer is a pretty great guy. I also know plenty who are assholes.

Fine, as a warning, seizure of all assets. Let them work their way back up from homelessness. Second offense, though…

Yeah, I think it’s an issue with the franchisees in the US. I give mine another try about once a year, and the past three times my burger patty has been below room temperature, and the produce noticeably old. The McDonald’s near me is just consistently mediocre, which is better.

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I was worried that I had forgotten the art of dating

Peepee go in vajayjay. You’ve got this.

How did it go?

Nobody can hear your boner in space either

pen is

hehe