So long, and thanks for all fish
It hits different when you realize it’s the humans that are leaving.
rape, rape everywhere
So, same as now. :/
Wait your turn sea dog. There are at least 5 different flavors of doritos we haven’t discovered yet.
Nah, they’ll peace out as soon as the bulldozers show up
yep. they showed up at the latest landing, they want to hitch a ride off this place. so long and thanks for all the fish!
Sadly I can’t seem do find it anymore, but there used to be a fake org called the anti-dolphin coalition, claiming that dolphins were in control of all world governments and could kill you with brain lasers or something, among all kinds of other lunacy. It was a good chuckle back in the day.
Dolphins are smart enough to know that “taking over” just means responsibility and stress.
You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
Dolphins are evil as fuck
I was told it would be monkey squids.