Is it bad to be a minority?

Try grok and you’ll get an exact match.

He will restart lend lease to Russia.

As far as I’m aware, it’s not illegal to conduct a Viking funeral, as long as it won’t interfer with shipping.

Probably wouldn’t hurt to tell the coast guard prior to the event…

Douglas?

HSBC - how many times can a bank be caught laundering dirty money and still exist?

You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

2016 - woke up and swore at the TV twice that year.

Once for brexit, and again for the US elections.

Never have I had so little faith in humanity.

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

Reminds me of that shitstain Beria from Death of Stalin

“I have lists on all of you!”

Kicking out the wrong South African.

Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.

And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.

Are cybertrucks the new Ford Pinto?

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

In a nice, brown uniform and operated by the republican party!

“Quick! Jump to chrome instead!” - Google spokesperson

Speaking of users, whatever happened to Flyingsquid?

Dont go away. Coming up next on love Island…

Prime minster Luton is such a fucken spanner.

Worst is the ACT party - like the Germans AfD

Conservatives not liking conservation.