Factorio.
I’m fucked, because I’m also terrible at optimizing my factory
Nah its cool factorio guy doesn’t HAVE to leave.
No pollution, no biters.
Very doable.
Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you.
You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc.
Eternity awaits.
Yeah the only thing stopping you is the laws of physics which are seemingly different here. This could work.
Counterpoint
This planet is unprocessed, and I will be the one to refine it. The Factory Must Grow.
I don’t know shit about factorio really but this is still really funny and I feel like I understand it more now and it makes me wish even more that I liked playing it
I highly recommend watching The Worst Guide To Factorio, which is where that quote came from. Gives a great overview of the game with awesome lines like that.
Some other great ones include:
Do you have a STEM degree or similar mental affliction?
Using this very average German, we need to build an automation factory, and to do this, we’re going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast.
It was never about winning, it’s about sending a message. This planet is alive, and I’m going to teach it fear. And in order to do that, we’re going to be expanding harder than a furry artist trying to make rent.
Hope you started this several hours ago, because now it’s time for the Kovarex enrichment process. … Fun fact: It’s named after the game’s lead developer and works by exposing the uranium 238 to the radioactive yikes that is his Reddit posts.
Scale up our circuit production to an absurd degree and consume them like they’re Doritos. Size does matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom, and I’m always on top of my game.
And probably my favorite:
Finally, I have to address a bit of an elephant in the room. The lead developer of this game kind of sucks. I truly hope they’ve had a redemption arc since their controversy but I wouldn’t feel comfortable recommending this game without acknowledging it. So to balance the scales I’ve done what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I learned LUA out of spite and made a mod that lets you be gay and select pronouns.
Niiiice :D
That last one lmao
Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute.
You only have to optimize the factory enough to protect yourself. If you can progress faster than the biters, you’re probably fine.
LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up
SCP fan
Me as a fallout fan, probably longer than I should lol
Considering how fast I died by rats in the original, I’m fucked.
That was me on 7 days to die. My ass! More like 20 mins to die.
Cyberpunk 2077. But I don’t have to wonder about it. Its happening already.
Elder Scrolls… So here’s hoping I land somewhere in Cyrodiil with a long gap in between major catastrophic events.
I’d be living in Solitude.
I always liked Falkreath. I was born on a full moon though, so I’d probably fit in just fine.
So… Do I stay as I am or do I become a pony when I end up in Equestria? 🤔
There’s no shortage of fanfic about either option, last time I checked (circa 2012)
Oh I know that much. I’m still on fimfiction.net 😂 it’s just nice to have clarification as to what kind of fic I’m going to end up in 😂
My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I’m really into The Expanse and that’s probably more interesting.
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I am a trekie too. I only hope to not get reincarnated on one of the planets that got razed to the ground for backgroundstory.
Additionally it could be devastating for the federation if one trekkie gets assimilated by borgWhat if you are reincarnated as the crystalline entity?
It’s nice to see how many of yall are quick with whatever your favorite fictional universe is…
I have never put much thought into one I’d deem as a favorite. I like a lot of games, shows, books, and such… But I don’t think I’d be able to pick just one.
Multiverse it is.
Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.
Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)
plot of the Fionna and Cake series
The what now‽‽‽‽
It’s on max :) DM if you need either a link to watch whatever or have questions
I’m not certain if I’d be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I’d be fucked either way though since I assume I’d be a rando off screen, and not the main character
It’s pretty safe to be an NPC in thr Elder Scrolls as long as you aren’t important or interesting and you’re polite to adventurers.
I held off the dragons till I did everything else because I got so annoyed with them killing townspeople in Skyrim.
Morrowind taught me to take over some asshole dark elf’s house in Seyda Neen, and powelevel all my skills to 100 before I left the first town so that a random cliff racer, or kwarma forager didn’t take out me and any random NPC around me.
Oblivion, beeline to Anvil, buy the house, and again just max out all my skills. Mostly so that the random encounters didn’t kill me. I don’t remember having issues keeping NPCs alive in that one.
I’m entirely uncertain that any of us normal non magicka wielding randos would survive long in any of the most interesting times of mundus.
likewise, as soon as the vampires show up i gotta finish their quest because they keep eating my peeps
Yeah something like the Oblivion Crisis would be tough on the commoners. But if I could just chill in Vivec City or even Whiterun for most of history it’s pretty safe.
I’m an old man in D&D? Yeah, I’m dead
You could always sell your soul to an archfey or something
Personally I would be the strongest cleric under Lliira
Which is far less of a problem in D&D
On the Sword Coast, I’m becoming a light cleric so fast.
Until you get some experience in, avoid fights with cats
Helldivers…
You mean I get to love on the Discworld on the backs of 4 giant elephants on the back of a cosmic turtle?
HELL YEAH!
