I’ve been told that my pacing is weird. It seems pretty normal to want to move to think. It happens a lot when I’m on phone calls especially, but I’ll pace while making decisions too

Follow your heart, drink the 10th can of monster today. Consume 1500mg of caffeine.

Lemon

I’m sorry sir, but this cat is clearly fully functioning

Big if true

Why was this pedophile nazi billionaire posted without context?

Lmao, the other person for sure. There’s no reason to lose your shit like that

You people wear clothes to bed?

Yea I’m sure. I think I saved, but this run is borked anyway

We don’t play these rules every time, but they’re incredibly fun.

On a 0, we all swap hands in the direction of play.

Placing a 7 allows you to swap hands with a person of choice.

+2 cards can be stacked, the first person without a +2 takes all of them

Plot twist, the Teletubbies are tripping balls, making them imagine lotr. There’s something in that custard, man

Just means you didn’t take enough drugs

I already have the dope lined up for tonight, but I need the insurance. Fuck off Randy

Shower beer is hard to beat

I didn’t know jerma got high, I thought he was just like that

Try setting your phone across the room instead

Sorry to interrupt your doom scrolling with some positive news, please carry on

Are you a pilot?

!mop@quokk.au

Why do you think it could be unethical?

Definitely uranium. Those calories are light