With openAI, anthropic, and spaceX all going to IPO within ~6 months of each other, it’s absolutely going to be this year.

Start by researching it. Start with the ones that have low barriers of entry. Like off-roading lol /s

Well not a star, but you can be in them!

No, there are entire agencies for ugly people. They’re not talking “nerdy girl gets a glow up” they’re talking “the hills have eyes”.

Density mutha fucka!

I laughed too hard at this. That bottom frame is the perfect shot.

Nah, she played her part. She’s of no use to him now.

Where the fuck does he think they got the information from?

I do the same “hey man, what’s up?” Because it takes my brain a second to use the search function. I know their name but I can’t come up with it in time for passing chat. So “hey man” comes off as less of a dick move than just standing there staring blankly at them.

The fact that nobody said immigrant song by Led Zeppelin shows that society is already doomed.

Holy shit, it’d be amazing to get a real, punitive fine for a mega corp for once.

My ex got a “rescue dog” from a humane society. She got him and it was rough but she said she was making progress. The first time I met the dog, I knew something was off. That dog was not meant to be a family dog. It was clearly either pure bred or close to it chocolate lab. But that dog didn’t have a lab personality. I told her to ask more about the dogs background and it turned out that they didn’t know, other than it was found by the river in the city and it wasn’t tagged. That raised a bunch of red flags, especially for a lab that wasn’t underweight. We broke up and I later found out she gave up and the dog went to a farm. This was in college lol so it didn’t “go to the farm”. I’m also leaving a lot out of that story but that dog was a nightmare.

TL;DR scary stray dogs absolutely exist in the US. Even in the middle of the country, and even in dogs that you wouldn’t expect based on breed.

“Sir, they’re tunneling under the fence”

“Build a second fence 10 feet behind the first fence”

“Brilliant sir”

Try their jalapeno cheese dip and you’ll meet the gods. Then tell us that place is mundane.

Edit: I’m assuming whoever took this pic was going in for that dip.

Thank you. At least you didn’t try to tell me I’m wrong.

“I am not a pedophile, I don’t mass murder, I don’t staple cats to trees. I’ll publicly piss on anyone I want! You don’t know shit about me, don’t tell me I can’t piss on strangers.”

That’s you. That’s what you sound like.

You think that’s good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years.

Edit: all those skin flaps…

You’re fucking using it. That’s like getting diabetes by eating shitloads of McDonald’s and blaming McDonald’s for it. Or a bartender blaming Phillip morris for second hand smoke.

You killed 3 fish and made a retiree not able to pay her utilities for that picture. Proud of you.

Small price to pay to get rid of him and move on.