I can’t believe they’re rebooting the Cuyahoga River Fire series. What’ll this be, 13?

My town had a family video, not a blockbuster.

I need to get mine fixed. I sometimes tire of my steel series and wish to deafen all my online friends

oh my God it’s been almost 10 years hasn’t it? It feels like it was maybe 3 or 4 to me.

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I’m really into The Expanse and that’s probably more interesting.

Keng mi luck mi gonya kom sif wabelta nakángego ere setashan dédeya wowk tumal wit rashang ereluf unte owkwa showxa kewe mi livit suck da big felota. Kowltim tenye luck pashang mal. Unte nawang pochuye mi fo mi belta so mal.

I am loving The Expanse but I wish James Holden felt more like an inhabitant of the System he’s supposed to be saving. Sometimes it feels like he gets dragged along by the plot. And I’m halfway through season 3, I think I get that it’s not entirely coincidence that he’s always tied up in the shit, but sometimes it feels like the Hand Of God moves him into position just for the sake of the plot.

But then how will you know where the nearest Arby’s is on your commute

I still think “Dumbfuckistan” has a nice ring to it

same as it ever was

I mean they have been talking about a “sovereign wealth fund” (yeah, right), they could use that as a cover to acquire oil companies and then pump all the money into their own pockets.

I can afford digital photographs of beans, which is almost the same thing. Someday I’ll be rich enough to buy an nft of a photograph of a can of beans, and then immediately lose all that money when the canned-good-nft rugpull happens

Land of the free my ass

that’s a nice doormat but what package are you talking about

Only 4 1/2 stars?

I know we should all be used to it by now but it’s crazy to me that Daewoo makes everything from heavy equipment to container ships to cars to microwaves. Imagine having a refrigerator with a Chrysler badge on it.

Smaller trout.

The best search engine for my money is kagi. It’s $5 a month but there’s no ads, I get to block pinterest and I downranked fandom wikis. There’s even a fediverse filter.

Mango juul pods

earlier than initially projected

There’s that phrase again. If only someone had warned us loudly and repeatedly.