Hmm, aren’t over-the-top displays of military forces a sign of something? What could it possibly be, certainly not fascism or something silly like that . . .

Pretty much yeah

Nah, they’ll peace out as soon as the bulldozers show up

And those evil fuckers (I’m a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you

Oh no, not the Trans Nerds burning all the Nazi Cars, whatever shall we do . . .

What’s a guillotine if not an axe put on rails and dropped from the heavens

Somebody 100% jizzed on that serving platter

Friendly reminder that guillotines aren’t particularly difficult to make.

oh no, anyways . . .

Don’t think anyone has ever really disagreed on this

Also my car when I am not in a good financial position

I fucking love how there is basically only one comment on this entire post

I expected this ages ago, I must have superpowers or something

I, with nothing but a criminal amount of free time and a splash of insanity, could probably maintain a nearly perfect, up-to-date, and highly detailed list of every single major holiday observed in the world, and I’m a dumbass with no money. Pretty sure Google could afford a couple extra holidays if they cut the budget of the racism department.