Thanks, little guy, but your target was in a different helicopter.

At the rate they’re going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.

Can all but guarantee that he’ll be doing an episode about this lawsuit, only serving to increase visibility on how much of a p.o.s. the original target IS.

Streisand effect FTW.

They definitely hit horny as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlDY7TOSHio

That’s ridiculous!!

ICE is clearly the American Gestapo.

They’re on their own chart that’s just variations of “Weird”.

It’s my favorite chart.

https://neptunesociety.com/

Is he not racist enough?

The victims were believed to have been taken hostage before being executed.

They have to say that, otherwise it’s assumed to be another Christian cult.

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Just because that’s what the police said doesn’t make it true. Police are known liars and have been caught countless times arresting the wrong person, planting evidence, and/or lying to get an arrest and make themselves not look as inept as they are.

The police need to punish someone. If a crime has been committed, that’s a bonus. If they are punishing the preparator of the crime, that’s a double-bonus. If they can murder you, they get a paid vacation while the union takes care of the paperwork.

"This oven is horrible! 0 stars! Everything my wife makes on it or in it tastes terrible, "

Sorry, yo. Ya can’t fix stupid.

Fascists view knowledge as a threat. They use sexuality as another means of segregation.

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF GIRL

Don’t feed them after midnight?

Misinformation is only acceptable when it comes from inside the house. /s

Those people don’t matter, they just have money.

Yes, former presidents retain the title. Obama is still respectfully addressed as “President Obama” by non-racists.

Sounds like the prisons get federal money for everyone in the facility, creating incentive to keep as many people there as possible for as long as possible.

Deep within the cavernous warehouse lives a community of box stuffers gone feral due to Carl’s laxidasical management style and frequent forgetfulness when it comes to sending employees on breaks.