Where does it say anything about replacing friendships?

Wait till menopause. My body temperature is like that of the surface of the sun.

This is how my husband celebrated Easter:

She actually disliked the park because she really dislikes it when other dogs sniff her butt and runs away. We’ve tried to get her used to it, but ultimately decided to keep her away from the park.

The word “walk” however is forbidden in the house for she will start spinning in circles and destroying anything and everything in her path.

Wow, she laid some eggs, that’s impressive for a cat!

Natural intelligence.

Ok, I kid about no natural intelligence. She is smart, but so rambunctious, she is constantly running into walls head first.

Adorable and cross-posted in the !dachshund@lemmy.world community!

Haha, I don’t know, is it his expression? Like was caught doing something inappropriate?

That’s just the current American experience.

Ah, who am I kidding, we can’t afford cocaine.

Yup. And I should say you can find good ones in the U.S., you just never know.

Mine was from New Zealand and worked with one of their Olympic teams. She never cracked my neck but gently massaged and manipulated it to release a whiplash injury after a car accident.

For every one of her, there are 20 quacks who claim they can cure cancer with foot baths.

I am so happy I decided to change careers and left corporate hell to start my own business. I never have to make sure my mouse moves ever again.

I’ve been working on my epidermis. Thanks for noticing!

They literally do, I will be happy to post the check once it gets here.

Bottom right corner.

Which site?

Joke’s on you, kindness IS my freak. Now get over here and let me compliment you.

Absolutely accurate. Over 10 years of marriage, we both have seen some shit. And we are still madly in love.

Different sources, I just posted them without any additional blurring.

Bitches that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger can’t kill when so fast.

Don’t ask me how I know.