This image gives me bad vibes.

Obligatory: please spay and neuter your pets.

I believe only male adults are venomous.

Another pic:

I have no idea, but I really appreciate the sentiment!

This is so true. That’s how my husband and I divide things. True, I dislike laundry, but I absolutely loathe the dishes. He is the opposite.

Not as hideous as you’ll be in a few years!

And laundry. Always folding the laundry.

I like this version.

I see. I hope things start looking up for you!

He looks sad. Everything ok?

Just for you

You’ll never know until it’s too late.

Fun story time: a spider once laid eggs under the water reservoir of my espresso maker. I guess It was warm and dark there. I only found out when I noticed tons of little spider webs going from the espresso maker to the kitchen cabinets… with the hatched babies crawling on them. Much screaming occurred that day.

I wouldn’t mind being judged by such a pretty girl.

Asking the important questions.

Doctor Bones, Bones,

Calling Doctor Bones

Doctor Bones, Doctor Bones,

Wake up now.

That’s adorable!

That’s all I have going for me.

Spa day? It sounds like you are starting to say a word then stopping. Spa-ghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

This is the kind of quality content I’ve come to expect of you.