It’s also arguably better without the caption at all
Removed everything but the most essential elements:
It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
If you wash things that have been treated to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it
People wash waterproof jackets? Like in a washing machine?
Just air that shit out if you really need to…
Nice
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe
I imagine they’d feel like polyester
i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
Nobody:
Nobody:
I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
kitchen camo?
It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.
Me eating pho
Pho q.
Oh I feel seen.
I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.
Also coveted these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.
Decided I am not qualified for white pants.
When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.
she cute
My wife
Nobody nothing?
Sounds like an album title
All of my quips are quotable
It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.
Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
