Maybe if this were South Korea…

I can’t wait for my Trump-supporting parents to never ever hear about this.

Oh nice. Cool story.

I had that Hodgman book, and I remember all the stuff about hobos lol… I was pretty young at the time, and couldn’t tell if the stuff he wrote about “the hobo code” and “hobo nickels” was real. I thought it was satire… But I’m pretty sure it was all true lol.

The hobo code, in particular, is (was?) absolutely real.

Welcome back to the spoils system, folks.

Asbestos abatement ain’t cheap because there are specific ways it needs to be handled and disposed of.

If you don’t live in a shithole state, at least.

Lol you fucking what? John Hodgman did what? I’m so confused lol. I can’t tell if you’re talking about a video game or real life.

Instead of literally nothing.

Cool, so continue to pretend that you didn’t see the chart in this very thread? Here it is again:

Yeah and the people who were involved in physically carrying out the orders should also be charged.

LOL goddamn

Did you call their corporate offices? Because if you just called your local branch, I can assure you that the person you spoke to could not give less of a shit lol

Unlike the complete safety of fossil fuels.

That must be why you people are suggesting to turn the extremely old German reactors back on

Is that what I did? Well that’s news to me!

Fukushima’s reactors were extremely old, even at the time. We’re not even talking about the same technology. Shit has come a very long way.

I’d prefer that they at least try to target them

So in summary, Americans are going to get fucked directly, “foreign countries” are going to get fucked indirectly.

And the only people who win are the billionaires that get to swoop in and buy everything up at bargain basement prices.

Tin soldiers and Nixon’s coming…

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I could’ve sworn that headline was satire.

Wow they must really be struggling… give me a fucking break

Or just like, I dunno, don’t undercook your chicken?