“Come on kids, we’re going to grandmas!”

Starflyer 59!!

Jfc

Fargo is not a true story, though some of it was inspired by true events (wood chipper)

Yes

Me eating pho

😅

Hey siri, remind me!

Ain’t nobody (D1) using government money for sports programs lol

Answer: yes

Welp.

Oh hey grrrlll miss you 😘

Hello, it’s me

Fuck this place, if it’s real

This one really got me. I dunno why but I’ve been giggling for 10 minu….oh, I’m stoned

$4-$4.50 - indiana

Tune it out. I went all in last time. It’s not worth it for your mental health

Blocked all the politics and started antidepressants. Bring it 2025

2002/2003

What type of monster changes their phone font to that