I can shave my sack fairly easily. Probably because I’ve been doing it for 35 years.

They took the “I did this” sticker without all the, “You people are stupid! The president doesn’t control gas prices!” rage.

No. Cats are dumb

What a pussy

Where Shitpost

Wait. So this didn’t change much? Weird

Bring back indentured servitude!

OMG yum! I live for being pissed on! That’s how you can tell that I voted for Karmala.

While being 7’ 6" (228.6 cm) tall.

I read this as a conversation and was all, hmmm

Where was this when there was 36" (91.44 cm) of snow?

Where shit?

Pull yourself up by your spout straps!

My science fair project is called, How Electric Vehicles Work.

Think of the shareholders!

DP Creampie

I ain’t gettin on no plane!

Good news! You get all of it!

Bad news. Now you can’t exist.

Well. At least you crammed some politics in there.

Obvi