privilidged

What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?

Why ever start?

Yes, my point is that they’re the same thing.

You couldn’t find pumpkin spice, so you used pumpkin spice?

So what’s this new image macro format that I’ve been seeing around all day?

You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?

Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

Especially since he’s gay

This assholes started it. You get to end it.

I used to be the same, but spending enough time in large cities helped me build the defenses I needed in order to tell those in need of off-fucking to do just that.

You can just tell those people to fuck off, same as in any other public space.

Same kind of person who’d downvote that comment, I’d reckon.

Yup, the fabric of reality began to unravel when Bowie passed.

Yet another reason to just leave the bathroom door open

I feel personally attacked

And a bushy, greying beard?

Eh, fuck it. How you doin’?

Oh kitty noooo that’s too many toes

I can’t imagine paying restaurant prices for something I can make at home, probably better

But yes hello I am here for my raw fish appointment