Ah, so that’s why they shuttle them around like that.

Satire is dead these days

What are “saleries?” Something to do with sales?

Is he lying if he believes it? He’s deranged.

I wonder how they are choosing their kidnap victims. Do they have a list hanging over a dartboard? Are they just looking for anyone and driving around until they recognize a face?

So how are these orders being enforced?

Except there are actually laws in place that let you do exactly that for a car purchase (in non-shithole places)

Ortiz corporate was investigating the matter following his reports to management.

This guy is fucking organized

Yes

🎶 Penis nine-to-five … 🎶

Are people usually identified by spankings?

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not

The Boo-man show

You and I have different definitions of “horrifying”

Field of Screams

Meanwhile, Gen X:

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.

I’d argue that it’s not as useful to write machine code as it is to read it.

Let me guess: they’re talking about Millennials, and are entirely forgetting about Gen X once again.