No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
Your mom been on Amazon again?
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
Paging Dr. Evil.
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
Reposted.
Now that’s a big load!
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
