That Jack is one lucky guy.

Is that cake getting flicked off of his hand and onto the floor?!? Sacrilege!!!

Dude sounds needy as heck already. Heck, I’m tired of him and haven’t even met the guy! 😆

The entire administration should take the tour and beta test the facility. They can tell us the pros and cons of life there and we can see how we collectively feel with all of them locked up.

I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?

You’ll end up in Gator-rehab!

Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.

I’d say “these jokes write themselves” but, well, Microsoft even took that away… It’s a comedy bluescreen.

Boeing’s gonna Boeing

So now just go donate half to the ultra corrupt Cheeto and get you a pardon. That’s how the “law” is working now, right?

I double dog dare you!

So everyone in hell is ripped?

Oh look, money can erase 346 deaths too. So at this point, when will we see the first bank robberies with 1/2 the loot being used for a pardon? Maybe someone hitting a crypto bank and slaughtering the staff. As long as they “pay their dues,” all is forgiven, right?

I think it depends on what people consider a peak. By 2000, the education system was already in trouble and wages had stagnated for 20 years. Glass/Steagall had been repealed, and GW was in power.

I think it came in the 80’s, personally.

An investigation led by the incompetent lawyer of an incompetent drunk in an incompetent administration. The results are going to be stellar, folks.

Good things it wasn’t called “The Hand that Gropes.”

Those old cases had some razor blade edges. Expansion slot? More like expansion slice!

Can’t keep it a secret, Donnie

Get yourself an Aztec death whistle and just blow as hard as you can all of the sudden. They’ll go away.

How to bake…white genocide?

No no, not that again.