Just to be clear, I’m not a professional “quote maker”. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.” - Aalewis

Eh?

You have as much authority as any God-ordained clergyman. I know, I know, watch yourself on the edge.

Could you not?

I took on a second, what have I done.

Can anyone confirm whether this is true?

With sandpaper, by hand, if you’re at all serious about your craft.

I think a lot of wholesome movies would become horrifying if you gave the characters massive, hairy dongs really flopping about in every scene. I’m thinking the likes of:

• Paddington
• My Neighbor Totoro
• Monsters Inc
• ET
• The Wizard of Oz

Really most movies, the more I think of it.

Pronounced “lattes?”

That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.

They just thought they’d do everything they did back then, but with balloons. They could already walk on water back then.

That’s exactly what I’d say, too, if I’d turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?

The result is the same. Sooner or later, one of the animals is bound to respond favorably.

I wouldn’t get my hopes up. I expect a “Mission Accomplished” press conference that will put Dubya to shame.

I worked for an investment firm that had about 75 employees, but managed $35 billion in assets. There are a lot of those. Their investments tended to be a lot of the companies ruining the world, ranging from the privatized ambulance companies to the privatized hospice care companies to the emerging-market banks, etc…etc… And that’s just one “small” investment firm.

Ain’t that just like a woman.

Removed everything but the most essential elements:

It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.

Don’t look too much into “dolphin-safe” tuna.

With great pleasure.

Notice where the monkey is positioned? @phudgins@lemmy.world is promising he’ll be leading the charge at the frontlines! Hero!