Guga’s got me wanting a charcoal grill ASAP.

So don’t stare at people at the urinal next to you and they won’t react defensively.

Mine is known as The Great Depression.

If anybody cares in the future, I think Biden will have a renaissance like Carter, as people realize he was trying to do a lot of good stuff, put a lot of good people in place, etc…

It just wasn’t enough, wasn’t right for that moment, etc… etc… and arguably helped give us Trump again, though I think that was likely coming regardless.

Fine, but who can afford a damn horse?

TIL weed is just blackberries.

I’ve admittedly not seen it. I’m not sure I can afford to suddenly realize I’m gay in this economy. I’ve just got too much on my plate right now.

100%. Hell, you can even stop them now in advance, if you’re feeling bold!

Small caveat, barely worth mentioning: I don’t have formal medical training, but…I mean…come on.

No, but I can make trains.

“If you see this sign, you passed us!”

Landlords and corporate CEOs go to the movies, too.

Oh, don’t pass the buck with that “just read the book” BS. Summarize the book please.

First they tell you to go spend time inside nature, then they call you wrong when you do.

Elephant:

99.1% now.

Big, strong, military men must always come out on top.

I know every word to Dr. Dre’s Bitch Niggaz, but you have to be in my car to experience it. I’m not breaking that out at karaoke.

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tl;dr:

Rub them on a big piece of carpet.

Ear and nose holes and you’re up to 8 damn holes.