Nobody who’s not looking for a licking calls themselves vanilla imo. 👅🍦

I enjoyed dabbling, but in the future, if they roll around and hold their foot/ankle in pain, they shouldn’t get to use that foot/ankle for the rest of the game.

You’re clearly very injured and we insist you care for yourself.

What new hobby? Oh, that? Yeah, I’m kinda over that. Anybody want to buy a $500 thing, barely used once?

Fine, I’ll take $75?

Fine, $20!?

Trump is like closeted Mac, Uncle Jack, and Frank had a baby.

By your own admission, they threw rocks. Those are just youthful combatants, verified.

I’ve been working my way through it via YouTube Shorts. It honestly doesn’t feel as epic as everyone says, to me.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

I bet that’d feel better than a grapefruit.

“What a well-mannered child. We really raised him right!”

It’s not a “gas station hot dog.” Say its name, bitch. It’s called a Big Bite. With free “chili” and nacho “cheese” straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you’re not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp…

The old man at the door is asking for a receipt.

RUN!!!

Can’t? Or "shouldn’t?"

Hookers that offer cheap motel-room flings…

These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings…

He can’t, he’s busy fellating Rupert Murdoch.

Get a big enough boat and boat season never has to end.

Yeah, totally not flesh hahaha 👀

Satan?

No Country for Old Muppets

Maybe it was Kazaa.

I’ll never forget downloading Max Payne. A single .exe. “This can’t possibly work…an entire game!?”

Son of a biiiiitch. And I paid nothing!? Napster changed my life, for real.