Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up.

Two of them have a stroke and the third couldn’t reach.

It’s a some-assembly-required to-go sashimi box so I don’t think it did.

I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn’t a shitpost.

So that liberal has been LARPing as a conservative for years until Chuck Schumer whispered the activation phrase and he woke up like some Manchurian Candidate?

Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?

How are you doing fellow sex haver?

He fell to earth yet he is risen.

Seems kind of suspicious he should probably be investigated.

Apollo was the last straw for me.

It’s ectoplasm I swear!

I only time I wash my hands in a public bathroom is if I get a substantial amount of shit on them.

It’s like rain on your birthday military parade.

Cold Irish stew while shitfaced by the cold but beautiful glow of the fridge light.

it became clear he had no evidence of a wiretap, and the Pentagon had been duped.

Foreign states must be creaming themselves right now.

In a shocking twist rural Californian conservatives now want to pay federal taxes.

That would be national socialism right?

Probably.

I can’t believe the mods and admins allow such a racist meme to stay up.

Ralph being yellow while talking about the Chinese with the red seats is more than just a dog whistle.

All rocks are cool except crack rocks because crack is wack.

Yes.