Nah that’s a USB-C cable going to my couch side hub.

Trump said they’re not traitors anymore now they are heroes.

After this last week I’ll be working until I’m ninety-five.

No I think it’s because they understand Trump’s plan too.

I voted for Trump because I trusted him to make the economy great again and if this is how he’s doing it then I will trust in the plan.

What if I just add a couple paper mâché meatballs in there?

All the walls and the roof are textured the same.

It looks pretty sharp painted black.

I’m guessing this is a vodka sauce?

Like this?

It looks better in dim light.

Oh cool I thought it was one that you hardwire right into the electrical.

That’s really cool but I have to run all power to sensitive devices through a UPS first to clean it up.

Man look at that rack.

Live a little.

Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit.

Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.

My wiener on taco and anal night.

I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.

Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

I wonder if they’d be like veal at this stage.

Have you ever tried gaslighting someone?

That shit isn’t as easy as they make it sound.