I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.
Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.
Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut
are you the person making the schools dress code?!
But no bare ankles, sadly. :(
Okay, let’s turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted “slutty outfits” for men, both straight and gay?
I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.
Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.
Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.
90s dad or gen Z dude?
if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.
Can’t decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here
drakkar noir
Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.
Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.
That’s a nice grill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE
I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes
Dirty stache… Would
