Everything’s in soft focus with some aha song playing the the background as the grinder keeps grinding.

I think you could take an opossum. They generally forget they can bite while hissing. A puma on the other hand…

Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?

In the 00s I can see you saying angry but upbeat. In the 90s though? It’s all my girlfriend/boyfriend left me, I’m lonely and depressed. I wanna be your dominated love slave.

Green Day was peak sad and horny.

Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.

I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it

In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.

Too small. You’d need some U233 or P239 for the small criticality parties. Unless it’s a big dog.

Edit: supposedly at least 2.8L for U235, .8L for U233, and .5L for P239 in volume for a critical mass.

Is it an interesting question @ptz@dubvee.org

Seriously. This is Lemmy, right? Shouldn’t it be fountain pens, mechanical keyboard, Linux, and automatic watches?

Hedge

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Edit: I was unaware of this being from some federally funded anti milk alternative campaign. I just searched images for wood milk. I think if I included another picture of Dutch wood milk I’d get in trouble.

Ackchully Clostridium botulinum is an obligate anaerobe from soil and should never grow in conditions of old pasta. The oxygen alone would kill it.

You may have back pain if you try to sit up without one

Well there’s your problem: you don’t have a pelvis.

My reaction to your good vibes.

How do you feel about jeans.