His first move would be to throw a hissy fit, collapse as soon as you touched him, feign a heart attack and threaten to sue you … all while shouting that you’re going to be deported
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Which is why as a person of colour (I’m a big brown Indigenous Canadian) I will never engage with people like this … because I know that if this happened, there is a high likelihood that the police and courts would take his version seriously.
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
That’s beautiful … I haven’t been threatened by an online US Marine in years … I feel honoured … thanks :)
Either that or since concealed carry is legal in a ton of states just start firing blindly in every direction and then basically everything you said
Typical Murican. Talks a big talk but stays home when their country is being taken over by actual fascists.
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Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.
I need this on a shirt
Yes! And have the Statue of Liberty holding an AR.
“Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.”
I couldn’t imagine wearing something like this. Honestly, shirts that say anything are kind of out there for me.
It’s like a car covered with bumper stickers. It’s mental illness. Unhealthy fear and rage leaking out around the edges and corrupting the facade of decency.
So what are we looking at for your wardrobe? Pictures only? Plain colors? Maybe like tie dye?
Earth tone plain button ups and jeans, loafers.
But, I can’t think what would possess anyone to wear something vaguely threatening to the general population.
Like do they look themselves in the mirror and think: decent?
Not op but pretty much everything I wear is just a plain color clothing item that looks ok and feels comfortable/fits well. It’s cool to focus on fashion, but for me that ends if you’re covering yourself in industry brands, supporting fast fashion/dumb luxury, or placing people above or below each other based on the perceived value of the cloth and metal they choose to wrap themselves in
…I need to up my tie dye game.
Dude in the Gravy Seals
Meal team 6, specially
is there a “imverybadass” community?
There wasn’t.
Just wild that some losers need to advertise how dumb they are.
Gravy Seal. Proclaiming what a badass he is but probably starts wheezing just making it to the table from the Cracker Barrel parking lot.
It’s entirely possible that his brain didn’t forget how to be violent but it’s clear his body did. So this is basically a billboard indicating, “if you sneak up on me and restrict my arms, you can probably find my concealed weapon.”
You’re doing exactly what he is asking you not to.
This reminds me of a buddy I used to have. He wore jackets exactly like this and even had two little dogs. He was a Vietnam vet and did, in fact, kill a whole bunch of people during the war. Something he never forgave himself for.
One time I asked him what that was like. He thought for a minute and said, “When you have your weapon trained on someone, for a split second you have the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power.”
He was a character but a good dude overall.
Positive spin, he bought it from a pro-LGBTQ+ thrift store to support local causes in his area. I swear I’ve seen similar jackets at said thrift stores.
Hell yeah brother, fuckin’ hardcore
We call this “StrongMan-Posturing”, this guy never experienced violence.
I remembered a MGTOW guy by the name “Undead-Chronic” (do any of you remember him ?) He chickened out the moment FBI showed up at his door😂
This is some serious THE_PACK vibes
DON’T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I’M PEACEFUL THAT I FORGOT HOW TO CRANK MY HOG
