Research “value investing.” A lot of the stock market is pure speculation but it is very possible to invest in businesses who run a “good business”, meaning they’re more concerned about long term sustainability than maximizing their share price right now.

The many faces of Kristen Stewart

Well when you fire all the competent people or demoralize them so much that they quit, this kind of bullshit is what you’re left with.

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1998

…as much as it stings to type that.

“Get your feet out of your brothers mouth.”

One of many phrases that I never thought I would have to say before I became a parent.

🎶Jody, Jody, Jody, Jodddyyy. I’m beggin’ of you, please don’t take my woman. Jody, Jody, Jody, Jodddyyy. Please don’t take her just because you can.🎶

“I see myself contributing to the continued success of <company-that-I-plan-to-leave-as-soon-as-possible>.”

Land of the fee. Home of the [wage] slave.

Time to get out the Trump “I did this” stickers.

I have to drive 32 miles (~51 km) one way to my job and there is no public transit anywhere around here.

The naivete of youth.

Magnum PI

Jeopardy! (2001-2008)

I see you’ve met my inlaws.

Even though motorcycle “subculture” is no where near as popular as it once was, there is still this weird thing where two people passing each other on their bikes will often wave at one another. It doesn’t seem to matter what model you’re riding. I’ve never really understood it but then I don’t see riding a motorcycle as part of my personal identity. It’s just a mode of transportation that’s cheaper and a bit more more fun than a car.

Oh. A wise guy, eh?

“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”