The internet is about to feel a lot slower for us as more services move offshore to flee the taxes.

Oh no!

…I need to up my tie dye game.

Have you tried? Your fantasy depiction of unfortunate misguided Nazis does not meet up with reality.

I would recommend switching to LibreOffice, it is definitely more performant and modern.

Oracle bought and ratfucked it.

What facts did they get wrong?

Thanks for explaining!

What does that have to do with being white?

Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?

Modafinil doesn’t really get you high lol, it just stops you from sleeping. Also ruins alcohol.

Source: my actual doctor prescribed it to me and I picked it up from my shady dealer at CVS.

Existing off of nothing but government subsidized dead animals is a nice life.

What the fuck did you just say about me?

THE NUMBERS, MASON

My level of shitposting has increased dramatically ever since I learned that I’m not just trolling the person I replied to, but future generations to come. You gotta have a legacy you’re proud of before you kick the bucket, ya know what I mean?

Society grows great when old men plant shitposts whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

So you’re finally agreeing that the DNC is useless?

How are you gonna explain this one away @someguy3@lemmy.world ?

A land war at the border would give him justification to deploy military domestically for “defense”.

It’s because you’re wearing shoes inside:(

The vast majority of plastic in the ocean is fishing nets. Stop eating meat!