New life hack unlocked.

Anyone use when backing out of the driveway or parking spot?

You gave notice on April 3rd. I count 59 days. They’re being dicks, but it’s not 60.

How much time does your contract say is required for giving notice?

I think this more of those “It depends” situations. Does the caffeinated drink have sugar? How many crackers? Which biological processes are you using to get a benefit from?

If there’s no sugar in coffee, you’re body stays in a fasting state*. If you eat three crackers, you might not cause the body to release insulin. But if you’re looking to get the benefits from ketosis, then those crackers will be a problem.

So, it depends. But zero is the safest answer.

* The article says it may interrupt autophagy

As a kid, I obviously thought it was Brain.

I think it was all Pinky just doing it for a laugh with his insane friend.

21. Used the old broken 19" TV as a stand for the new, smaller, sleeker 19" TV.
22. Your first video game console had a rotating paddle for a controller

Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post

The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.

I don’t think you understand how excellent your credit is. Most banks won’t extend different offers for an 830 and a 795. The amount of emotional energy you placed in this score isn’t commiserate with either your actions or your score. It sounds like you’re not using much of your credit and you’re a high earner. You’ll be fine. You’ll be better than fine honestly. You are well positioned to have access to money to get mostly every material need you want with little hassle. You are more well off than the last majority of people in this world. Appreciate that.

Opening and closing a new accounts has literally no effect on your credit score.
The credit agencies pulling your report has a pretty minimal and very short lived.
Your score was an 830. I’ll be surprised if it dips below 800. And that is still exceptional.

Unless you have an immediate need to get a really good interest rate, you should not lose any sleep over this.

#6 is the closest to what got me through dozens of blue books.

I’m right there with you. Doing it now. The more stumbling tired I get, the better.

Claude. To be fair, it had trouble OCR-ing it. After way too much back and forth about the pattern, it produced this:

=LET(
    rows, SEQUENCE(INT((667-30)/13+1),1,30,13),
    SUM(INDEX(AA:AA,rows))
)

Which is correct, but obviously the calculations would be best served by reorganizing the table and probably using a pivot table or at least grouping and subtotaling.

Wait till AI is able to help.

=TEXTJOIN("",TRUE,A330,A443,A556,A669,A782,A895,A1008,A1121,A1234,A1347,A1460,A1573,A1686,A1799,A2112,A2225,A2338,A2451,A2564,A2677,A2790,A3303,A3316,A3329,A3342,A3355,A3368,A3381,A3394,A5407,A5420,A5433,A5446,A5459,A5472,A5485,A5498,A5511,A5524,A5537,A5550,A5563,A5576,A5589,A5602,A5615,A5628,A5641,A5654,A5667)

I really dont think I am. I really do think it’s a mass noun.

Nice story bro.

I agree with the OP’s response. It was well written and gave you several options. In particular, the point about cultural expectations sounds like the most pertinent. I don’t know what your working relationship is with your director, but the fact that they first apologized and second, when they understood your motives, lauded you.

It does suck having your good faith questions misinterpreted. However, it’s unclear what your director did or said that made you feel you were kissing his ring. Did he scold you? Or just explain how he felt about your question?

Others have given resources about coops and flat heirarchies, but this sounds like you want a very specific corporate culture. Even in the right fit, you are influencing people and will have to work with their personalities. Politics will always be part of the game as long as there are limited resources and risks in allocating those resources.