True, sure. I’m just saying the overall price of games has gone down significantly over time. An upward correction makes some sense. I’m not cheering it on, just trying to help frame the circumstances.

Ocarina of Time cost $116.91 at launch, accounting for inflation.

Edit: the original Legend of Zelda cost $144.89 at launch, also after inflation.

“We’re having trouble with AI solving problems. Let’s solve the problem with AI.”

It’s not strictly a bad idea or doomed or anything, but it makes me sad.

I’ve heard blood can substitute for egg. Maybe a giant shit omelet instead?

Am I allowed to mix concrete with the blood of traitors to create a (probably very large) shit emoji?

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

If 6 is the Papermate felt tip, then that one. I like the static tip. Otherwise, probably 3, the upstart Sharpie.

He’s only doing what he’s doing because of the smart evil that got him where he is though.

Smart evil is so much scarier than stupid evil.

Fuck yeah Canada. More of this please.

I like you, hermano/a. Please forgive our stupid fucking country for our stupid fucking voters.

🇺🇸 🙏 🇲🇽

Private business

• that everyone needs to live
• that can’t profit without subsidies
• that has no competitors in its market
• that has growth potential defined strictly by external factors

It’s insane that this isn’t nationalized immediately. Privatizing it in the first place is the work of people who are corrupt as hell, inhumanly evil, dumb as rocks, or, most likely, all of the above.

The game has changed to paying Nazis for Internet now.

Wave can stay dead though. I’m okay with that.

Google has sucked for a very long time. They’re greedy, monopolistic sociopaths that scrubbed “don’t be evil” from their principles pretty much the second there was a buck to be had from it.

Obviously. That’s what brown people do, right? The clearly authoritative (checks notes) rich white Nazi on TV told me.

Fair enough. How about this?

It’s like letting the SCARY EVIL (mysteriously suddenly nonexistent) IMMIGRANT MEXICAN CARAVAN INVADERS just come in and have the US.

Washington was part of a revolution. This is an invasion. More like Russia should have just let Napoleon have it.

Can we all agree to put that mustache on every picture posted of Elon? Seems like some people aren’t picking up on the subtler points.

That’s gonna be a no from me. There’s a picture halfway down of just how miserable the capture actually is.