As a young weirdo, the transition to “old” isn’t that hard.

I came to win…

Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.

Conjunctivitis has entered the meme

Flip flopper in chief?

Ratings. Flip flop Trump sees that he’s not liked in the polls and will flip and flop without hesitation.

Funnel cake-Salt water taffy-hot dog loving Jersey meat preferring Sharks.

And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

Damn, that’s crazy…accurate.

As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

Boeing: No receipt, no return. Sorry Mate.

Well done, son. I’m proud of you. Hell! We’re all proud of you and shit. Six years and $632,098 to get that Associate degree is now paying off.

Fucking hate when this happens to me…all of the time.

I thought he was talking about Jesus and his homies.

Damn that’s about 8-10k $USD worth of eggs right there next to beautiful kitty

Coca Cola, yes.

Huh? What? Not Some Fruit, Woman!

Yooooo Where’s the NSFW flair?

I think the cat is definitely dead