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The royal family also travels with a spare sex slave in case the current one dies.
Common misconception, they don’t actually take their sex slaves with them, they acquire new ones at their destination.
That just makes good financial sense and keeps things spicy.
Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.
Michelle Obama says she does as well. I suppose a lot of people in the public eye do.
Love hearing facts about the rich!
A blue one is also totally suitable for a funeral, just ask Donnie Orangeutan, he knows all about style and dignity. /s
I’ll start doing that too.