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I had to double take at the number of points this post had when I first saw it.

One has its natural length, one keeps things trimmed.

*lion

if you drive me, people will think you’re NOT gay!

Time for me to get a horse.

GET IN THE ZONE

That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!

Lovely cat. Also gorgeous friend of cat. I love them both.

Good for that prosecutor that pursued this creep, even though it cost her her job.

I know Toyota is Japanese, but they have a Kentucky, USA factory where they manufacture Camry and Lexus ES 350 and 300h.

If other people are affected, no they’re not. They just need to be tough like me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to call in a favor for something that is affecting me.

“Oh no. I did his bidding. He was supposed to hurt other people, but not me. Now I hate that guy. Feel sorry for me.”

2. It’s the best to grip.

Life’s too short to spend your leisure time doing stuff you don’t want to do. Go dinos!

If I had to choose one of these, 4. (I can’t see a whole lot of detail in the image. Looks like a Uniball.)

But my preference is my Uniball Signo click pen, with micro tip. Love that precision. No cap for me to lose. And I will lose it.

Alt-right indeed.

Years of money and effort from tobacco companies to expose people to advertising to convince them that smoking is cool and sexy. It worked.

I agree with the sentiment, but I have no idea how that relates to the meme.

Santa only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.