I’m sober now, I don’t smoke, I avoid sugar and only drink two coffees a day. Now I can’t even enjoy the internet. Just a whole lotta nothing to take the edge off

🤷

Shartpost

I buy a lot less meat, and I consume much less too. I eat a lot more grains, pulses and vegetables instead.

I still get some meat from the supermarket, but I also try to buy direct from the farm or get free meat in exchange for services, like some sort of neopeasant.

When I use meat, I bulk it out by other means, like lentils or barley, and flavor-up with various techniques.

I don’t eat pork or beef unless it’s provided to me by the person that owned the animal. I still eat a lot of lamb and chicken though.

You seem pedantic

Me and my cat are like this with my office chair. I warm it for her, she keeps it warm when I go to make coffee or take a break

It’s a different sort of warmth.

Reddit gold was the beginning of the end. I’ve seen the cycle before on older forums

As someone who often comes on too strong in the whole friendship thing I recently met someone who is that x10 and I understand how jarring it can be to have a friend who is rather extra.

Unlimited amounts of an audience for everyone 🙃

The dirtiest

The guy ahead of me is taking forever to decide what he wants, and he’s also facing the wrong direction. Oh shit that’s the cashier and I’ve been staring at him in silence for 20 minutes

CloudFlare has entered the chat.

Not only do they change the UI and the menu hierarchy, but the menu item labels as well. Come back a year later to add a DNS records and you feel like Dumbledore in the mines of Moira, " I have no memory of this place…"

That’s untrue and I have the foreskin to prove it!

See pic for proof

I really don’t want to get my Lemmy account demonetized

There was a day when you inserted a CD into your computer for the last time and you didn’t even realise. Sad when you think about it.

https://youtu.be/_2W8kCk1qnU?is=yj6x80pIcbp5huhA

Sprinkled, damp, moist, wet, soaked, drenched, sodden, inundated

“This position requires 6 beers experience.”

Very convincing theories based solely on a vibe are the best

Pizza purists are so funny. Like oh, your culture/city/country has a monopoly on putting random stuff on top of flat bread while it’s baking? Get real. Probably the first loaf of flatbread ever made, the person eating it was like “This would be better with some sauce and stuff on top while it’s baked.”

It really doesn’t get much better than that. You can substitute milk for cream, and also force it through a sieve to get extra creamy mash, and add a bit of garlic, but well done mash is so simple and good