They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
“So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?”
4011
Is 4011 something real? Or am I missing something?
00003
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS
9‽
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
I’ll ask my priest.
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
Usually I get mine out before I drain it.
Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
That’s why you explain what the helicopter really is…
he’s literally me
Directions unclear
… But how?
Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk
It builds character, dammit!
I mean, there’s always small beer.
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
