I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.

I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.

My wife texted me the other day:

You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.

He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.

I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9

I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me