I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.

I worked retail in the late 90s-00s, and whenever I have to type in a string of digits longer than three I regret my tkl.

My cat, however, enjoys the extra real estate on the desk.

I grew up with a Bally Astrocade from birth. My dad had bought the tape peripheral, but I don’t think he knew what the hell to do with it. Just sat in the box.

We had dozens of cartridges for it though. I think he just liked buying new tech, because I never saw him playing it.

I think there will soon be a nostalgic wave of people degrading recordings to sound like mp3s that have been compressed to hell.

I can hear the jingle bell high hats already.

He will just rape his wife and make another hate -baby.

Problem solved.

Aw. It’s just a liddle guy…

It was a yellow onion, but one of those fancy white ones you have nowadays.

: onion: 🧅

This is what happens when you’re faction orders their gear off of Temu before the tariffs take effect.

‘Only posers die!’

He should work a shift as an air traffic controller so that people can understand he’s just a regular guy like they are.

It tastes like licking a crt screen that is showing the scrambled image of a grapefruit.

So, it’s great when the office stocks it for free.

The technical term for liquid that collects at the bottom of a waste receptacle is ‘Chaunce’.

Source: Had a friend that was a shipping mall janitor.

Um, actually the proper name is Tromboner…

Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.

Not to be trusted.

The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist! Oh, what’s the time?

I played a cop in a video game once and know that they investigate murders of poor/homeless people.

The most recent one I took almost felt like a placement test trying to see if you had management material, which could be problematic for someone applying to be an entry level team member, but giving management answers.

Maybe I’m over thinking why I got passed on by a grocery store after two in person group interviews.

Yeah, the trick is to pretend you are A mixture of Ned Flanders and a ditzy cheerleader when you answer.

Maybe it’s the shit market that I’m applying to, but when I apply for a retail job, they want a fully filled out application (that auto fill always Borks, so I have to type everything in manually) as well as a cover sheet and some places want you to take a personality quiz that you have to pass for hr to even see your application. I couldn’t imagine applying to 4 jobs a day, let alone 40.

I imagine we are talking about corporate postings where you just paste a link to LinkedIn and that does most of the work?