I wonder what the ancient fried memes are going to look like all “fixed”.

The memes from when cameras sucked anyway and then got saved and resaved and reshared and compressed.

I always thought that was just a cartoon thing, I didnt realise they really got that big

Do people really say “ay im walkin’ here”?

The fun thing is you pull even worse faces when the brainrot is taken away from them and now youre stuck in an enclosed space with a screaming toddler running away getting wrestled back, jostling against your chair while youre trying to eat.

Business as usual over here

I typically see one about 4 times a week, no clue if its the same one or not, they all look pretty much the same.

Its very very very common to see them flattened in the roads though, which is a shame.

Could get weird. I doubt he’ll have nearly as much public support. I think the MAGA crowd are like a cult with a Great Leader. If anyone else tries half the shit Big D pulls they wouldn’t get away with it.

I get people giving me judgemental looks with the tablet at the dinner table when out in the wild. Im always tempted to take it off her when people look at me funny, they can see what happens.

Low volume blippi is annoying as shit, I get it, but also so is me running past your table every 30 seconds carrying her back, or the full-blown mortal screaming if I strap her to the chair.

Pretty sure Biden was old, slow, senile and half-feeble but also a brilliantly devious political mastermind.

Rangers v Celtic?

I miss the internet

About once a week I’ll space out and quietly panic for a minute when I remember about death.

Its coming. One day. Forever. No avoiding it. No way out.

This is the sweet spot. After the initial teething pains but before the bigots and nazis take over.

Apparently thats because we dont have any natural predators in the air (or at least didnt when we had to worry about that.)

I wonder if drone warfare is going to change that up for us over the generations?

if it gets stolen I’m kinda fucked.

Thats what you get for being worth something. If my phone gets stolen all that’ll happen is the debt collection agencies will see that “I” have moved to China.

The idea that some people may have me tagged makes me a little nervous, and feel like maybe I should behave a bit more.

Still cant help shitposting…

I think we all know the answer to that one.

I haven’t blocked anyone yet. Haven’t had enough of a problem to warrant the effort.

I did add a tag to one guy out of curiosity and now im seeing him everywhere

Lazy ASCII layout

Proceeds to do the best possible job with the tools at hand.

I see you.

Hopefully he just vets them by asking grok “should I hire these guys”