Yeah but like instantly instantly is weird. You kind of expect there to be a period where they free their hands, then check the message, then weigh up whether it warrants a conversation right now, then think what to say, then type it. Could take 30 seconds, could take 3 hours if they’re fully busy and you get sidelined.

A reaponse in 2 seconds from cold open always sets me off balance.

This, and said with a laugh at the end as if its a big joke that we’re all in on to mask the sincerity.

“I noticed you need workers and have money. What a coincidence, I have work and need money. Trade?”

The mods here must be on fire. Ive never seen a single one of their posts, only mod removed

Probably get shot, and its not like I would snitch anyway, but I don’t think I’d be able to help myself. I got a terminal mouth.

Ive been told that given the language of the time, it roughly translated to “jackass-walking”

It lives in the internet it lives in the internet oh god help me it lives in the internet

Watering a Chinese succulent!?

I’ll counter this with any “real housewives” tv drama bullshit.

Proves that women are all etcetc

What if its a violeticus situation?

I tell my single friends it pretty much balances out. Being in a relationship (albeit a healthy one) definitely makes you happier, but it comes at a constant price of compromises.

Loving someone and being loved is great, but i do miss playing online games with my microphone on until I pass out in my underwear covered in doritos dust.

Personally I’m finding more questions than answers.

Not bothering to ask, just waiting to get dripfed hints to the answers through hornposts of questionable taste

But please never stop swinging

Imagine not tipping your landlord.

This generation man…

I should call him…

Its OK though, youll have a whole cinema performance to distract you from your popcornless existence.

The popcorn exists solely to get you through the adverts.

Let me tell you how depressed I am instead, and how much more justified my depression is, and how your situation is bullshit by comparison.

That’ll cheer you up. Probably.