Luigi, a job creator
We need to create a lot more jobs.
When we rise up hopefully they will join us. If not oh well we will bring extra body bags.
Luigi, Elon Musk fan
Who is going to protect him from his own security personnel?
Hopefully no one.
Someone should send him a historical overview of Rome’s Praetorian Guard.
please don’t do that
send it to the bodyguards instead
I just want him to feel like he can never trust anyone. No matter how much he pays his bodyguards, it would only take someone else offering a few of them just a little bit more to get him out of the way.
Hopefully he just vets them by asking grok “should I hire these guys”
Yeah, 20 is about the point at which you’re actually making it easier for a nut job with a gun to get access to you.
Is the human shield kid a security professional too? By the time he’s 18 he will have 16 years of bodyguard experience, the perfect employee just like in those entry level job ads.
For legal purposes he’s a volunteer
For tax purposes, he’s office equipment.
For balance sheet purposes, he’s “Security Supplies (generic)”
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It’s wild to me how Musk is proving (just like Trump is) how fundamentally weak and small he is.
Fred Rogers never had to travel with a single bodyguard.
Aspirationally kill. What a fucking turd of a human Elon is.
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Good. Stay lonely with the gang of dudes you have to pay to hang around you and whose only job is to keep people away from you.
I just went to see a movie with a big group of friends and now getting a burger, before tonight I work on a creative project with some other friends who all really respect and appreciate each other’s talents.
Something this fascist freak will never have.
“Foundation Security” 🙄
Probably related to the Foundation series from Isaac Asimov and Musk’s absurd idea that he is remotely a figure in some such space story.
iirc he’s named after some space serial character. I do wish he’d just fuck off to space.
I say next time Musk wants to get a permit to fly one of his Starship test flights, we require he be riding on the thing.
please. for all mankind. rid us of this musky odor.
You misunderstand him. When he said that space conquest would have casualties, he was thinking about NPCs. He’s the Player1 in this universe. Contrary to all of us, he’s not expandable: the game would instantly ends.
I’m willing to take that risk.
He probably identifies with The Mule.
He’s named after a character called The Elon from Werner Von Braun’s sci-fi book called The Mars Project
Asimov has too much empathy for Elmo
Looks like his ketamine dealer has good stuff these days
I mean… There is a non-zero chance he might get Luigied…
man i can only dream
Poor term to use, since Luigi is an Elon fanboy.
Good.
That means he’s scared.
21 round magazine isn’t so hard to find.
Stalkers = women demanding child support.
Lmao Apartheid Clyde’s gonna be upside down on a lamp post one day <3
It is good to know this guy is terrified of the consequences of his own actions. I’m sure his hired meat shield will stop and mitigate some threats. I doubt they will stop and mitigate them all.
Axiom of modern warfare, actually. Throw enough shit at a problem and it will stop being a problem.
We should feed his paranoia. Everyone should start messaging him on Twitter warning him of the prospect of mosquito-sized suicide drone assassins. Warn him there are rumors that he is the target of a group developing this technology.
Let’s see if we can drive him truly mad. We’ll turn him into a proper Howard Hughes in no time. He’ll lock himself in a hermetically sealed bunker 24/7. And that’s when the real demons kick in…
Imagine being such a loser that the only job you qualify for is taking a bullet for the worst member of the parasite class.
All the top-of-the-billionaires do. Zuck, Gates, Bezos, all have 24/7 security. You can see them lurking around in many of the photos.
https://shikshanews.com/10-most-guarded-people-in-the-world-2019-trump-is-not-on-no-1/
Any history buffs?
Is there any similarities to Praetorian Guard with the rise of private security for these rich?
Like wasn’t Rome at some point actually controlled by Praetorian Guards in secret because they were so powerful that the emperors couldn’t defy them.
In Musk’s case they would be Pretorian Guards
