Sending facial scans to ICE for assessment and processing.

Damn it Jim, I’m a shitposter, not a proctologist!

Panem et circenses…

“Neus” ™

The message is lost on those who love to hate.

Fucked if I know. A good question. A quick web search does not show how to donate to the cause, but there is a Huey P. Newton foundation. Not sure about how those funds are used.

At first I though this wasn’t a shitpost.

Then I thought shitposts have evolved into what would previously have been called cutting, brilliant satire. Then I thought that fascists killed satire, and this is just straight-up news.

Finally I realized this is indeed a shitpost and should have just thought “Yeah, heh.” And be done with it.

“Democracy dies in darkness” wasn’t a warning, it was a promise.

This object is stationary. It’s base is full of LSD, Magic Mushroom and a choice, proprietary cocktail.

Eat the drugs and you spin, while the fan just watches you and silently approves.

Linseed oil is a good choice because the oil will partially polymerize as it oxidizes. Tung oil is also excellent. Most commercial products are a blend of these.

The real boss move here is to murder your landlord. Flay them carefully. Eat their flesh to gain their power. Finally, wear their skin like a human suit and collect their rent. This cycle continues until there are no more landlords.

What a loooooser.

My guess was American or Chinese. Biggest reputations for boorish tourists.

Mnaa mnaa. Do do do do do.

Mnaa mnaa. Do do do do.

Mnaa mnaa. Do do do do do

Do do do, do do do, do do do do do do do do do do.

Remember kids, when in doubt, MNAA MNAA.

M-Make N-Nazis A-Afraid A-Again

Nice humble brag having a bank account. Well la-di-da. So fancy.

Bold of ICE agents ordering anything. I guarantee that food is full of lung butter, spit, stink palmed and every other form of nasty know to modern food service.

That’s not the improvement you think it is.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

“I did not have sex with President Donald Trump. He did however suck my dick.”

Blowing bubba.

Finish the headline…

“…the others are terminally stupid.”